Tuesday, November 28, 2006

The Master

My second boss was from some military background. His last designation was a lieutenant. Not sure why he ventured into software industry but it happened. He was deemed the project manager for the 10 of us.

He was supposed to be good but unfortunately he does not know where 'any key' is in the computer. That's the level of his literacy. Since, he is from an army background his leadership skills were as that of a lieutenant and not of a software project manager.

There are some peculiar characteristics of this boss:He never likes people arguing. If you end up arguing he will make sure there is a problem and you are into it. He even goes to the level of calling the COE of the organization and give you the phone without any warning in your hand. You might also end start talking without knowing who is on the other side of the wire.

He never likes going home early:
He will come to work at 8am in the morning and never leaves before 11pm. He had a schedule of what he should do on a daily basis. He will start the day with holy bookThen a walk round the tables just to make sure every body is in office and are only at their seatsIf he finds you sitting with someone else, or having a giggle during a casual chat, that's it, you will end up in his room with a lecture where you will always be proved wrong.

You cannot leave the office before 10pm:
There was an instance when one of my colleague was waiting because we had an implementation but this poor guy was no where related to that work but still he was asked to stay back. The clocked ticked from 10pm to 12pm and my friend out of desperation steeled into the dark and went out of the office. Out came the master at 3am and did a routine check and found this guy missing. That's it. Next day he was summoned and was put into a miserable state.

Ofcouse some good things from him:
You can order anything at the company cost to eat when you stay late so it was a boon for the bachelors staying away from home to eat good food free of cost.
If required he will prepare tea and coffee and if is busy he will ensure one of us with less work load make tea / coffee for others.

Because he had all these qualities and only likes to order and not ready to work, we named him as Master !

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

You keep writing about BOSS .. for youngsters like me it also means Brother of Se*y sister!! :)

Hope nothing of that comes up in your next post :)

smiles,
Vinayak

Anonymous said...

Ooh .. finally managed to comment!!

Hurrah!